Things not to do in library

A library is a savored and hallowed institution within which certain unwritten laws and etiquette are expected to be observed by all those who enter.

Ten of the certain coolest habits or manners that are somewhat frowned upon in the library environment are listed in the following:

1. The beloved mobile phone:
The use of making and receiving phones calls. Loud, annoying ring tones as you (deliberately) fumble to answer the phone. Speaking in a loud voice whilst wandering around for the best reception, even standing on a chair.

2. Food.
The use of any food that involves noisy packaging, notably the crisp packet. If you experience difficulty opening the packet you can always ask others to assist, even the librarian.

3. The Chair.
Attention to rocking back and forth on your chair as you read. Those with the emphasis of banging the legs down loudly.

Going across the room to obtain a free chair and dragging it back along the floor to where you want to sit.

4. Queuing
Deliberately taking a list of twenty to thirty books to the desk for the librarian to help searching for, possibly causing a queue, then saying that you have changed your mind.

5. Where to sit
If the library is pretty empty, sitting next to the few occupied chairs. You may even feel the need to keep moving around next to other people.

6. The cough.
The never ending cough that breaks the eerie silence. Particularly annoying when sat next to someone concentrating, or when you repeatedly bang you hand on the table whilst trying to catch your breath.

7. Reading.
Reading a book out loud. Those people who read out loud whilst writing down information and allowing every other member to know.

8. Finding the right books.
Unsure which book you need. Then take several. Make a large pile of books on your table and build them like a mini-fort to hide behind. Perfect for those noisy crisps. Worse still if you then walk off and leave the huge pile on the table.

9. Reference.
Cannot be bothered to photocopy or write down certain material. Then take the page with you. removing the required page and inform that you need this or will finish reading the page later, before bringing it back.

10. For the very brave.
Standing behind someone who is quietly reading and asking in a very loud, polite voice if you can borrow the sex manual after they have finished. Be careful who you pick though. Fighting is strictly prohibited.

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THESE ARE THE SOME OF THE COOLEST AND FUNNY HEIGHTS OF...........
Height of Fashion : "Dhoti" with Zip
Height of Secrecy : Offering blank visiting cards.

Height of Active Laziness : Asking for a lift to house while on a Morning walk.
Height of Craziness : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

Height of Forgetfulness : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect wjen you saw him/her last.
Height of Stupidity : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Honesty : A pregnant women taking one and a half ticket.

Height of Suicide : A dwarf jamping from the footpath the road.
Height of Dehydration : A cow giving milk powder.

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How to Spice up Your Sex Life

Adding a little spice to your sex life can be fun and bring your relationship closer. Read these fun tips on how to spice up your sex life.

#1: Leave Room for the Imagination

While wearing sexy clothes can be alluring and enticing, it is important to leave some room for the imagination. Often couples get used to one another. Do not go around the house naked or half dressed all the time. Spice up your sex life by leaving some details that will only be seen in the heat of the moment.

Dress in the other room. Don't let your partner get used to how you look.

#2: Take Advantage of Aphrodisiac Foods

Foods can add spice to your sex life. Aphrodisiac foods can help trigger the desire and awaken the passion in the relationship. Drizzle some garlic sauce over some hot and steamy pasta for a sexy, romantic meal. Mix some cinnamon and chocolate in a warm coffee as an after meal drink and prelude to some spicy time together as a couple.

#3: Mystery Date

Find a babysitter and go on a mystery date. Call your partner and have them meet you at a diner, club or even hotel room. Take time for just the two of you to enjoy several hours together without the interruptions of telephones, email and television.

#4: Word Kissing

If you and your partner watch television together, pick out a particular word for the week. It does not matter what the word is but try to pick one out that is not said every two seconds. Whenever the word is said in one of your television shows, the two of you kiss. Before you know it, the television will be ignored and the things will really heat up for your sex life.

#5: No Sex Ban

To spice up your sex life, put a ban on sex in the relationship for a brief period. You can touch cuddle, kiss and make out but cannot have sexual int****** until the ban is lifted. Often, couples get into a rut of standard foreplay and times for sex. Spice up sex by creating anticipation and excitement.

#6: Massage Night
Have one night a week that is massage night. Light some candles and put on soft music. Take time to really enjoy giving and receiving a massage. Do not use the night for sex but simply touching and bonding with one another as a couple. Leave room for the imagination; take advantage of aphrodisiac foods; go on mystery dates; play word kissing; have a no sex ban and massage nights to spice up the sex life in your relationship.