The Italian Lover A virile, young Italian was relaxing at
his favorite bar in Rome,when
he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the
point where he invited her back to his
apartment,and after some small talk,they retired to his bedroom where he
rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude,he asked with a smile,
"So...you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised,the young man reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The
rattling ends,and again,the young man smiles,and again he asks,"You
finish?" And again,after a short pause,she returns his smile,cuddles
closer to him,and softly says,"No." Stunned,but damned if this woman is
going to outlast him,the young man
the woman yet again using the last of his strength,he barely
manages it,but they end together,screaming, bucking,clawing,and ripping
the bed sheets.The exhausted man falls onto his back,gasping. Barely able
to turn his head,he looks into her eyes,smiles proudly,and
asks again,"You finish?" She whispers in his ear, "No,I Norwegian."