Saturday, August 30, 2008

Things not to do in library

A library is a savored and hallowed institution within which certain unwritten laws and etiquette are expected to be observed by all those who enter.

Ten of the certain coolest habits or manners that are somewhat frowned upon in the library environment are listed in the following:

1. The beloved mobile phone:
The use of making and receiving phones calls. Loud, annoying ring tones as you (deliberately) fumble to answer the phone. Speaking in a loud voice whilst wandering around for the best reception, even standing on a chair.

2. Food.
The use of any food that involves noisy packaging, notably the crisp packet. If you experience difficulty opening the packet you can always ask others to assist, even the librarian.

3. The Chair.
Attention to rocking back and forth on your chair as you read. Those with the emphasis of banging the legs down loudly.

Going across the room to obtain a free chair and dragging it back along the floor to where you want to sit.

4. Queuing
Deliberately taking a list of twenty to thirty books to the desk for the librarian to help searching for, possibly causing a queue, then saying that you have changed your mind.

5. Where to sit
If the library is pretty empty, sitting next to the few occupied chairs. You may even feel the need to keep moving around next to other people.

6. The cough.
The never ending cough that breaks the eerie silence. Particularly annoying when sat next to someone concentrating, or when you repeatedly bang you hand on the table whilst trying to catch your breath.

7. Reading.
Reading a book out loud. Those people who read out loud whilst writing down information and allowing every other member to know.

8. Finding the right books.
Unsure which book you need. Then take several. Make a large pile of books on your table and build them like a mini-fort to hide behind. Perfect for those noisy crisps. Worse still if you then walk off and leave the huge pile on the table.

9. Reference.
Cannot be bothered to photocopy or write down certain material. Then take the page with you. removing the required page and inform that you need this or will finish reading the page later, before bringing it back.

10. For the very brave.
Standing behind someone who is quietly reading and asking in a very loud, polite voice if you can borrow the sex
manual after they have finished. Be careful who you pick though. Fighting is strictly prohibited.

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Friday, August 29, 2008

Heights of..........(improve version)

Height of Fashion : "Dhoti" with Zip
Height of Secrecy : Offering blank visiting cards.

Height of Active Laziness : Asking for a lift to house while on a Morning walk.
Height of Craziness : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

Height of Forgetfulness : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect wjen you saw him/her last.
Height of Stupidity : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Honesty : A pregnant women taking one and a half ticket.

Height of Suicide : A dwarf jamping from the footpath the road.
Height of Dehydration : A cow giving milk powder.

Please tell me how's this???If you like it please digg it. If you have similar kind of other then let me know I'll add it.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

How to Spice up Your Sex Life

Adding a little spice to your sex life can be fun and bring your relationship closer. Read these fun tips on how to spice up your sex life.

#1: Leave Room for the Imagination

While wearing sexy clothes can be alluring and enticing, it is important to leave some room for the imagination. Often couples get used to one another. Do not go around the house naked or half dressed all the time. Spice up your sex life by leaving some details that will only be seen in the heat of the moment.

Dress in the other room. Don't let your partner get used to how you look.

#2: Take Advantage of Aphrodisiac Foods

Foods can add spice to your sex life. Aphrodisiac foods can help trigger the desire and awaken the passion in the relationship. Drizzle some garlic sauce over some hot and steamy pasta for a sexy, romantic meal. Mix some cinnamon and chocolate in a warm coffee as an after meal drink and prelude to some spicy time together as a couple.

#3: Mystery Date

Find a babysitter and go on a mystery date. Call your partner and have them meet you at a diner, club or even hotel room. Take time for just the two of you to enjoy several hours together without the interruptions of telephones, email and television.

#4: Word Kissing

If you and your partner watch television together, pick out a particular word for the week. It does not matter what the word is but try to pick one out that is not said every two seconds. Whenever the word is said in one of your television shows, the two of you kiss. Before you know it, the television will be ignored and the things will really heat up for your sex life.

#5: No Sex Ban

To spice up your sex life, put a ban on sex in the relationship for a brief period. You can touch cuddle, kiss and make out but cannot have sexual int****** until the ban is lifted. Often, couples get into a rut of standard foreplay and times for sex. Spice up sex by creating anticipation and excitement.

#6: Massage Night
Have one night a week that is massage night. Light some candles and put on soft music. Take time to really enjoy giving and receiving a massage. Do not use the night for sex but simply touching and bonding with one another as a couple. Leave room for the imagination; take advantage of aphrodisiac foods; go on mystery dates; play word kissing; have a no sex ban and massage nights to spice up the sex life in your relationship.

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Monday, August 25, 2008

3 FoolProof Flirting Tips For Men

Flirting is a socially acceptable and savvy way of saying “I am interested in you romantically or sexually” and creating that “spark” between you in a woman, to make sure you don’t end up “just a friend”.

Here are a few ways to set of that “spark” between you and a woman.

Flirting Tips for Men

Playful Teasing

Have you ever had a girl who clearly liked you slap your arm whilst laughing after you said something… that’s the sweet spot guys… Most women absolutely love being teased in a playful or sarcastic way, the key here is it must be humorous, not mean. This type of teasing builds up sexual tension and conveys your wit and confidence. Here’s an example…

Girl: Drops/Spills something
Guy: See, This is why we can’t have nice things.
Girl: *Laughs*

When delivered right she will know you’re joking, it’s kind of like animals instinctively knowing the difference between a fight and a play fight, of course practice makes perfect.

An even safer way to do this is mixing a positive comment with a negative one, for example…

Girl: Says something silly
Guy: I love your hair dark, but I could of sworn you were actually born a blonde.


Time for some more fun, start purposely misinterpreting as many things that she is doing as possible as an attempt to hitting on you or wanting you, for example…

(Guy and a girl are drinking together)
Guy: Are you trying to get me drunk to take advantage of me?
Girl: No! (Laughs)
Guy: Sure, sure, I know you’re type, you know I’m not just a piece of meat, I have feelings to.. (Fake upset)

You’ll be amazed how quickly this can build sexual tension, it also has the added bonus that if she is at all attracted to you she will most likely at some stage imagine herself with you.

Physical Play

Breaking the touch barrier is extremely important, physical play is a great type of flirting because it’s both fun and gets her comfortable with your touch. The key here is to touch her in completely non threatening ways to begin with, a fun way is to challenge her to a thumb war, I’m going to assume you don’t weight 120lbs and you are capable of winning.

Still here? Ok good, Once you beat her you can say:

“Well now we can see you clearly suck at thumb wars, I don’t know if this is going to work out between us… Can you cook?”.

The main thing is have fun, be playful and keep a light heart about things. Few things are as attractive to a woman as a guy who knows how to have fun and create a fun vibe. Express you’re wit and creativity and also give her a chance to express hers, once you get good enough at this type of banter to always win these “play fights” you will be a flirting machine. Happy flirting!

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Why men cheat vs Why women cheats

The Top Reasons Men and Women Cheat

For most men, sex is the primary motivating factor for cheating on their mate. The majority of the reasons cheating men give for their infidelity were directly or indirectly related to sex.

On the other hand,women who were cheating on their spouses or significant others had different motivations for their affairs. The primary motivating factors for cheating wives are linked to unmet emotional needs or dissatisfaction with their marriage, or their mate.

Below are the 10 most hottest but common reasons cheating husbands and cheating wives use to justify their extramarital affairs:

Top 10 Reasons Why Men Cheat

  • more sex(the desire for a more active sex life)
  • sexual variety (the desire for different type of sex or particular sex act)
  • opportunistic sex ( presented with an opportunity to have sex without getting caught)
  • to satisfy sexual curiosity (about having sex with a particular person)
  • to reaffirm his sexuality
  • a feeling of entitlement (the belief that it's a man's prerogative to cheat)
  • the "thrill of the chase"
  • the desire to feel important or special ( an ego boost)
  • peer pressure
  • sexual addiction

Top 10 Reasons Why Women Cheat
  • lack of emotional intimacy (a desire for a close emotional bond)
  • dissatisfaction with her mate
  • marital or relationship unhappiness
  • a desire for male attention
  • to reaffirm her desirability (To feel validated as a woman)
  • to re-experience feelings of romance
  • a desire to feel "special"
  • boredom
  • loneliness
  • sexual excitement

Friday, August 22, 2008

TOp 10 signs of a cheating man

We have listed the top 10 signs of a cheating man below. How to know if your man is cheating? If your man exhibits any of the below, it may be time to take a closer look.

1. Spends less time with you. A cheating man must use the excuse of working long hours, extra meetings and dinners or other unexplained functions so he will have time with his "other" woman.

2. Isn't as affectionate any more. Your sex life is almost non-existent because of his other commitments. He doesn't want to cuddle, watch a movie, hold hands or do many of the touchy things he used to.

3. He changes his physical appearance. A cheating man usually starts buying new clothes, gets a new hair style or begins working out because he wants to be attractive to the other woman in his life besides you.

4. Car changes. The passenger seat in the car has been moved or there is an unknown hair on the car seat. Perhaps the radio station is on an irregular station because that's what she likes.

5. Cheating man becomes more short-tempered because of the guilty feelings as a result of the infidelity. Things that usually did not bother them suddenly start bothering them.

6. A cheating man may smell of perfume, smoke or alcohol, especially if he hasn't had time to change them from meeting with her.

7. Behavioral changes. A cheating man frequently becomes defensive when questioned about his whereabouts. He may turn it around to accuse you of being insecure, possessive or snoopy.

8. Cell phone changes. A cheating man can not leave his telephone turned on when with you because his other woman may phone him. He may leave the room to have a telephone conversation or say strange things after he picks up a message from his lover. Watch for calls in the middle of the night. If you have access to his telephone bill, check it closely. Look for repeated unknown numbers, times and durations.

9. Computer usage changes. A cheating man may utilize a computer to seek out partners or communicate with. If your man is on his computer for long periods of time at night and he closes the door so you won't see him, he may be communicating or chatting with his love interest.

10. Changes in spending habits. You can tell if your man is cheating if he is suddenly always broke. He's broke because he is spending all of his money on the other woman. Watch as to whether he is paying with cash and making more frequent ATM withdrawals to cover his paper trail. Check any receipts, bill's or stubs that you may have access to.

Little Ralphy and the teacher

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'

She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'

The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'

Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'

To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on,'

but I like your thinking.'

Signs of an Internet Affair

Cyber affairs are increasingly becoming a problem for married couples today. The internet has made having an affair less risky than in the past. With a cyber affair, the cheating spouse is no longer in danger of being "caught" by friends or family; at least in the beginning of the affair, before it goes from an emotional affair to a physical affair.

If you suspect that your spouse is having a cyber affair, this article is for you! Keep in mind as you read this article that both husband and wife can engage in a cyber affair.

There are many things to look for if you think yourspouse is having a cyber affair. Some of these things may seem obvious; while others may be more subtle. Just remember that while these are the signs of internet cheating, the only way to know for sure is to either catch your spouse cheating or your spouse admitting that they are involved in a cyber affair.

One of the most obvious signs of cyber cheating is spending an excessive amount of time on the computer. Cyber cheaters, especially in the beginning, usually want almost constant contact with their cyber affair partner. In the beginning of the affair, email and instant messaging are often the only forms of contact.

Cyber cheaters often hide theirinternet activities from their spouse. They will only check their emails when theirspouse cannot see what they are doing. They will sometimes move the computer to a more secluded location. Another possibility is that they only use the computer in a spot where only they can see the screen. An example is a chair in a corner where no one can look over their shoulder.

Often, cyber cheaters find their cyber affair partner on a dating site. Most sites require that the user create an on line dating profile. Seeing dating sites on the sites visited history is a common sign that your spouse is having a cyber fling. If you notice this, look at your spouse's profile to see what they are looking for.
Because text messaging and instant messaging are widely available on cell phones, excessive cell phones use is a sign of cyber cheating. Once a cyber cheater is using their cell phone to contact their cyber affair partner, they often become extremely protective of their cell phone. They keep it close and will hardly ever let it out of their sight. If the phone has a lock feature, they will often use that so that their spouse cannot access anything in the phone.

Cyber cheaters are also defensive about the number of text and instant messages received on their cell phone. They may lie about who they are corresponding with. They will usually try to defend their usage amounts. Because most cell phones bills have itemized usage statements, they will often destroy the bill before their spouse gets to see it.

Cyber cheaters may change passwords on their email account, instant messaging account, or on the computer. They will keep the new passwords a secret. They will often attribute the change of passwords to security problems.

A change in sleeping habits or patterns is another thing to look for. People involved in a cyber affair that has escalated to voice contact will often call each other late at night or early in the morning. This is because their spouse is usually asleep and night and weekend calls are free for most cell phones.

Another sleep related change is when the cyber cheater begins to sleep away from their spouse. They may just "happen" to fall asleep elsewhere or they may get up and go to another place once their spouse is asleep. Some have even started an argument with their spouse just to have an excuse to not sleep in the bed with them.

Because of their guilt, cyber cheaters are often more irritable than usual. They will often scrutinize their spouse's actions. This is done so that they can justify the cyber affair to themselves by using the perceived faults of their spouse as the reason for the cyber affair.

Some spouses of cyber cheaters have noticed significant monetary changes. They notice either a lot more or a lot less money in their accounts.

Another sign is a spouse leaving the house often. They will usually want to go run errands alone. This is usually so that they can contact their cyber fling. These frequent absences often mean that they shirk marital or parental responsibilities.

Please remember that it is very important to know with absolute certainty that your spouse is having a cyber affair before you accuse them. A wrongful accusation can be just as damaging to a marriage as a cyber affair.

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Healthy Love Vs Toxic love

Check out these coolest differences between them

Healthy Love Unhealthy or Toxic Love

Development of self first. Obsession with relationship.
Room to grow, expand; desire for other to grow. Security, comfort in sameness; intensity of need seen as proof of love (may really be fear, insecurity, loneliness)
Separate interests; other friends; maintain other meaningful relationships. Total involvement; limited social life; neglect old friends, interests.
Encouragement of each other's expanding; secure in own worth. Preoccupation with other's behavior; fear of other changing.
Appropriate Trust (i.e. trusting partner to behave according to fundamental nature.) Jealousy; possessiveness; fear of competition; protects "supply."
Compromise, negotiation or taking turns at leading. Problem solving together. Power plays for control; blaming; passive or aggressive manipulation.
Embracing of each other's individuality. Trying to change other to own image.
Relationship deals with all aspects of reality. Relationship is based on delusion and avoidance of the unpleasant.
Self-care by both partners; emotional state not dependent on other's mood. Expectation that one partner will fix and rescue the other.
Loving detachment (healthy concern about partner, while letting go.) Fusion (being obsessed with each other's problems and feelings.)
Sex is free choice growing out of caring & friendship. Pressure around sex due to insecurity, fear & need for immediate gratification.
Ability to enjoy being alone. Unable to endure separation; clinging.
Cycle of comfort and contentment. Cycle of pain and despair.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Good Girls Vs Bad Girls

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

My Worst Date Ever

I think most of us have had at least one of these in our lives. We’ve been set up on a blind date from hell or perhaps our first date with what is now a long term relationship started off badly. This is my story.

Yes, I am a bit desperate for companionship and attention so I make the mistake of letting my best friend set me up with a friend of her then boyfriend. Blind dates can be the richest fodder for some of the world’s worst experiences. Mine was no exception. We were to all four meet at her home and then go out to dinner. Sounded simple. What could go wrong?

Well, I started with my own faux pas of being angry at an ex-boyfriend for dumping me so I arrived to our meeting dressed to the nines. Slinky red dress, make-up to kill and my best little strappy shoes. I’ll show the ex. Yeah, right. Blind date’s eyes nearly pop out of his sockets. It’s obvious from the get-go that he was thinking, ‘I’m going to get lucky tonight.’ Realizing my error too late I figured that we can talk and get to know each other so I can get him straightened out. But that would be too easy.

George(not his real name as I think I’ve suppressed the memory of his true moniker) takes me by the hand after we’ve barely exchanged names and leads me to a back bedroom. I’m thinking this boy better want to talk. No such luck, of course, as he tries to wrap his arms around me and goes straight for the smooching.

By all rights I should just leave now and call it a loss, but I’ve only just arrived and since none of us has a car I’m going to be stuck riding the bus home one way or another. Might as well stick things out a bit longer and see if it gets any better since he’s obviously gotten the wrong impression here. I explain to this would-be Romeo that we should get to know each other better before commencing any hanky panky. He reluctantly agrees and we talk for a bit and exchange a few shallow personal details.
He keeps holding my hand and tries to draw me closer. I really should have just left, but to top things off I really didn’t have a lot of dating experience outside of my previous marital status and had not had to fend off a man’s advances before. Add to all this that I have four kids waiting at home for me and what sort of hoops I had to jump through to get a sitter and I was determined to ride things out.

My friend and her fellow have been in the other room enjoying each other’s company but she finally becomes concerned about me and comes to my rescue. It’s time to head off to a local eatery. This is the only good part of the whole debacle. The place is cozy and cute and the food is really good. Plus, I’m getting fed for free. This is a big deal for a single mom. My budget is tighter than a fashion model’s girdle. Unfortunately, this guy has the rather quaint male notion that this means I’m obligated to him now. And all through the meal he’s massaging my thigh under the table and trying to get his arm around me as we eat. Ugh!

After finishing our meal we head back to my friend’s place. He tries to take me to the back bedroom again but I’ve had enough. There is some further senseless chit chat in the main room and then back outside the front door before I insist that it’s getting late and I need to get home to my children. He escorts me on the bus. He keeps trying to put his arm around me and is obviously hoping for more. We arrive at my stop where I need to transfer to another bus to finally get home. Thankfully, he needs to continue on the current route so I can make good my escape. I’m at least smart enough to not let him know exactly where I live nor give him my phone number.
I go home, take care of the sitter and take a shower before going to bed. There is not enough hot water in the universe to get rid of the creeps I’m now feeling. Ick! I will never wear that dress again.

This is not the end of the story. Oh, no. Not with this persistent, deluded twit.
The next evening my would-be lover is apparently lamenting his experience and downs a few six packs. At approximately 1:30AM he calls my friend to ask why I wouldn’t put out. Needless to say she is disconcerted and concerned by his behavior. She gives me a call later that afternoon to let me know what he’s done and said.

I am furious. I rarely get this kind of angry, but I recognize what could turn into a very dangerous situation for my friend and for myself. Time to let this guy know he needs to back off for good. I get a number where he can be reached and let him have it. I am clear, stern and severely ticked and I let him know it. I also inform him that I will not only never go out with him again but that he is to leave my friend alone. He is never, never to try to reach me again.


He sounds like a hurt puppy that just had its nose swatted for no reason. Are you kidding me? This guy has the nerve to act like the injured party?

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Should I Pose the Question as a "True or False?"

For a time, I worked at a Wendy’s. Not the most distinguished place of employment, but it brought in paychecks…more than my fall-back plan of becoming a hobo could boast. As a new employee, I was lucky enough to be given a choice: work the fries, or work the front register. I decided to go with the job that posed me less of a threat in the form of third degree burns. In retrospect, fries might have been less painful.
One thing you may quickly notice if you listen closely to those around you in a fast food restaurant is that Wendy’s does not cater to the upper rung of society. I suppose the NASCAR poster in the front window should have been a hint. But if you’re just EATING at Wendy’s, such things don’t bother you much. But if you’re getting PAID to talk to these people, it can quickly become a real problem.

On my first day of work, a customer approached my register. By the looks of him, I assumed he was a regular to this quality of dining. I was quickly proven wrong, however.

ME: Welcome to Wendy’s! Is this for the dining room? CUSTOMER: Just a second, I’m still lookin’.
I give the customer a minute to study the menu, being too polite to point out that the question was nothing but a fancier way to say “for here or to go.”

ME: I’m sorry, sir. Is this for the dining room?
ME: Are you eating in the dining room?
CUSTOMER: Yeah. I want a number four and a—
ME: Small, medium, or large?
ME: Your combo. Would you like it small, medium, or large?
CUSTOMER: Would I like what?

Apparently, this guy had never in his life eaten in a fast food restaurant.

ME: You can order your combo in different sizes.
CUSTOMER: What’s the difference?
ME: It changes the size of your fries and your drink.
CUSTOMER: I get a drink?

Now I’m starting to get frustrated. Had he just picked a number at random and hoped it was something he liked?

ME: Yes, sir. So would you like your combo small, medium, or large?

At this point, the guy stops to think. For a full 20 seconds. What he finally answered, unfortunately, wasn’t worth the wait.

CUSTOMER: Uh…regular.

Great job, idiot. How much easier could this be than multiple choice? Small, medium, or large! Regular wasn’t a choice! You must have done great in school. Having a one in three chance of getting the question right goes out the window when you don’t pick ANY of the choices. I’ll try again. He’s got to realize what he’s doing.

ME: I’m sorry, Sir…did you say small, medium, or large?
CUSTOMER: I said regular.

At this point, I had to make a decision. There was a line piling up behind the half-wit. My instinct told me he wanted a medium…but my instinct also told me that my pet hamster would have been able to understand the question. Should I instead give him the small? That was the price listed on the menu…if I charged him more, he might get upset, I’d have to get the manager…grr…I had to try to clarify one more time.

ME: So medium?
CUSTOMER: Regular! Is there something wrong with your ears?

Fine! Regular! I punched the button for small. If he didn’t like it, tough.

The sad part of this story is that over the next two months, I saw that man every couple of days. He never mastered the answer to “small, medium, or large.” Before I quit (a blessed day!) I filled out a comment card, in the spirit of my favorite customer, suggesting that we add “regular” to the menu.

Because, you know, the customer is always right.

Friday, August 15, 2008

how the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games got their logo

This is really funny stuff check it out now...

How the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games got its logo

EDIT: The GIF animation doesn’t seem to work in my copy of Internet Explorer 7.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

A Guy Being Interview

A guy being interviewed at the US Embassy.

Consul: "Your name please?"

guy: "ziko."

Consul: "Sex?"

guy: "Six time a week."

Consul: "I mean, male or female?"

guy: "Both male and female sometime even camels."

Consul: "Holy cow!"

guy: "Yes, cows & dogs too."

Consul: "Man, isn't that hostile?"

guy: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"

Consul: "Oh dear!"

guy: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast..!!"

High Gas Prices Equals No More Starbucks for Me

It was no surprise to me when I read this morning that Starbucks is going to close more than 600 stores in the United States. I know that I have been less frivolous with my money. There are a number of things I’ve given up slowly as gas prices have increased. I no longer go for a ride when I feel stressed out, I eat out less and I no longer get my daily grande mocha latte from my local Starbucks.

Yes, they made plenty of money off of me in the past years. At more than $3 for a coffee that costs about a quarter to make, I figure Starbucks has made more than $600 on just me alone this year. Times this by the number of people in line every morning, and my local Starbucks has done well over the years.

Now, when we all have to take stock in what we are spending our money on, what does the company do? When we have to fill our gas tanks using grocery store incentives and change found under the couch cushions, does Starbucks understand? No, they leave, deserting us when we are down. Closing the door and keeping the coffee all locked up. The loyal followers are not being rewarded for our consuming of costly cups of coffee, but instead being scalded.

I don’t blame Starbucks for my woes. I can’t travel as much as I used to because of the higher costs of travel that have risen due to gas prices. I don’t have as much petty cash left at the end of the month because it costs almost $80 to fill my gas tank. Maybe being home more and enjoying the little things in life is what high gas prices are really trying to

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Sony Ericsson Xperia X1 In The UK ?

The coolest Cell Phone of Sony Ericsson is now in the UK
According to rumors, the much-awaited
sony Ericsson Xperia X1 phone will be released in the UK in October for £599.99 ($1140). FYI, the phone has a 3.2 MP camera with flash and autofocus, 3 inch touchscreen display sliding QWERTY keyboard, and an external microSD slot for expansion. Other features include FM radio, Track ID music recognition and MP3/AAC/MPEG4 player.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Italian Lover

The Italian Lover A virile, young Italian was relaxing at

his favorite bar in Rome,when

he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the

point where he invited her back to his

apartment,and after some small talk,they retired to his bedroom where he

rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude,he asked with a smile,

" finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised,the young man reached for her and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashes about wildly and there are screams of passion. The

rattling ends,and again,the young man smiles,and again he asks,"You

finish?" And again,after a short pause,she returns his smile,cuddles

closer to him,and softly says,"No." Stunned,but damned if this woman is

going to outlast him,the young man

reaches for

the woman yet again using the last of his strength,he barely

manages it,but they end together,screaming, bucking,clawing,and ripping

the bed sheets.The exhausted man falls onto his back,gasping. Barely able

to turn his head,he looks into her eyes,smiles proudly,and

asks again,"You finish?" She whispers in his ear, "No,I Norwegian."

Monday, August 11, 2008

Letter from Husband to his Wife

This is the coolest or hottest letter ever written by husband to wife and wife to her husband.check it out ....

Dear Sweetheart:

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart

Your husband

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses,

I am sending the expense details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some

other items....... ....

5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I

hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!! Your Sweet Heart

Hottest Jokes

checkout the hottest jokes and laugh a lot......

Three tragedies in a man's Life

The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!

Romance Mathematics

Smart man +smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy

Men are better Friends


A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next

morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her

girlfriend's apartment overnight.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of

them confirm that.


A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells

his wife the next morning, that he stayed at his friend's

apartment overnight.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them

confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night,

and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them !

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Adele Silva Photos

The hottest sensation, super model Adele Silva's sexy pictures...

The Banana Test

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a lion, a chimpanzee, a giraffe, and a squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you think will win?

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds

Now scroll down to see the analysis.





If you picked:

Lion - you're dull.

Chimpanzee - you're a moron.

Giraffe - you're a complete idiot.

Squirrel - you're just hopelessly stupid.

A Coconut tree Doesn't have Bananas!!!!!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
so have fun time while reading other post.

Friday, August 8, 2008

5 ways to Improve Your Sexual Relationship

A romantic and sexual relationship is bound to have it’s ups and downs.Regardless of the circumstances, here are 5 simple ways to improve your sexual relationship:

1. Stop Pointing Fingers

Many people are quick to blame their partners for problems in their relationship. Usually a far more effective way of going about things is to work on improving yourself first and acknowledging with your par that you are both responsible for making the relationship work, and that you should each do your part.

2. Understand First Than Be Understood

When there are problems in a relationship the cause is usually one or more person feeling misunderstood in some way. Talk to your partner and find out how you can better satisfy them, find out exactly what’s bothering them, and share what’s bothering you. Don’t talk about the problem extensively or argue, instead talk about solution and to avoid offending your partner before bringing up a flaw bring up all the things you enjoy about them first to make sure they know how much you care about them.

3. Surprise Her!

If you’re relationship is losing it’s intimacy make an effort. Sometimes that’s all it takes to show a person you care about them and diffuse any hard feelings between you and your partner. Plan a surprise weekend away or just a nice date together and make a break away from the norm.

4. Be Creative

In bed that is… Many couples get into a sexual relationship routine, usually leading to very uninspired lovemaking You don’t have to take up karma sutra to reignite the passion in bed. Start by just trying something new, ask each other about you’re fantasies or take turns in leading the action in bed. You may also want to agree with your partner that no position is off limits or a similar arrangement, most importantly experiment and have fun!

5. Buy Viagra and Regain Your Confidence!

If you are having trouble getting or maintaining an erection, or if you are looking for a little extra power in your punch then you might of heard of Viagra, which can really help you Improve Your Sexual Performance if you are suffering from ED.

Sexual relationships can be hard work or they can be an absolute joy. However, when you and your partner take the time to work through your problems with each other with kindness and honesty things quickly improve… Add some great sex to that equation and you’re relationship should be back on track in no time…

Best of luck dear!!!

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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Sexy Photo shoot

this is hottest photo shoot check this out now.

Sexy Lady In Black

She is looking Hot and sexy Model in the black bikini

Upcoming Coolest Cell phones

Nokia N96 Phone Release Date UnveiledThe highly anticipated Nokia N96 mobile phone will be released in the UK on Wednesday, 1st October 2008. The handset will be available via 3, Carphone Warehouse, Orange, Phones4U, T-Mobile and Vodafone. As a reminder, the N96 features HSDPA, Wi-Fi, a 5MP camera, 16GB flash memory, 2.8 inch LCD display, and DVB-H tuner. The phone also sports for MPEG 4, Windows Media Video and Flash video formats.This is coolest gadget ever made by nokia

Panasonic 921p 5.1 MP camera phone

Panasonic has decided to release the new Panasonic 921P 5.1MP camera phone in Japan via SoftBank on August 2nd, 2008, which mean tomorrow! Its superb digital camera also sports auto focus and hand-shake detection functions. Measuring 50mm x 108mm x 17.5mm and weighing at 124grams, the camera phone comes jam packed with a 3.1-inch wide LCD screen, supports 1-Seg, Bluetooth connectivity, GPS function, global roaming service, and micro SDHC card slot (up to 8GB). The Panasonic 921P 5.1MP Camera Phone is available in six different colors including gold, silver, black, purple, mint, green and pink.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Imagine A Whole PC Inside A Keyboard

Hottest Gadgets of all time

You can with this ZPC-GX31 All-in-One PC In a Keyboard, perfect for those who work in tiny cubicles with barely enough room to breathe. The keyboard computer packs an Intel Core 2 Quad CPU with a CDRW/DVD drive and card readers. Priced at between $629 to $1099, depending on the configuration, this baby definitely has less footprint than any other small form factor PC’s out there.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Hottest girls

Cool Spy Hidden Camera Sunglasses

Next time you hit the beach for some babe-watchin surfin these sunglasses from Brando might come in handy. It comes with an MP3 player and a camera. It can capture 1.3 megapixel stills, and with the wireless remote you can leave one hand in your pocket to take pictures and use your other hand for something else. The internal 2 GB storage can store up to 10,000 beach babe images. $165.

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